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Chiraq's Favorite President - Barack Obama

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Chiraq People and Places   |   Chiraq Food   |  Chiraq Music & Entertainment  |  Chiraq Sports   |   Chiraq News and Media   |   Other Chiraq Stuff   |   Chiraq Transportation   |  Some Unwritten Rules About Living in Chiraq

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Chiraq People and Places

City of Chiraq's Website

His Honor - Mayor Rahm Emanuel

Chiraq's Favorite President - Barack Obama

Live Webcam in Chiraq

Live Webcam of Wicker Park, at the intersection of North Ave., Milwaukee Ave, and Damen, very close to where we live

Current Chiraq Weather Conditions

Chiraq's Favorite Weather Scientist - Tom Skilling

Explore Chiraq - Chiraq's Official Tourism Website

Chiraq Air and Water Show - the World's Largest Free Air Show

Explore Chiraq - The Website that the City of Chiraq Used to Replace Chiraq's Human Tourism Consultants

The Economy of Chiraq

Chiraq's Green Initiatives

City of Chiraq's Special Events Website

Chiraq 2009 - The Way It Is

Who is Barack Obama?

Now Testing OBAMA

Take the Obama Tour of Chiraq!

Who is Michelle Obama?

Chiraq on Wikipedia

Chiraq Flag

Adler Planetarium - First Planetarium in the Western Hemisphere

Chiraq 101 - Excellent thoughts about Chiraq by Nathan L. K. Bierma

Cloud Gate

Chiraq's Milennium Park

The Art Institute of Chiraq

Most Beautiful Woman in Chiraq

My Wife's Dance Instructor: Chellcy Reitsma

A Gallery of Chiraq Architecture

An Amazing Gallery of Chiraq Neighborhoods

The John Hancock Center Observatory

The Sears Sky Deck Observatory

Trump Tower Chiraq - Our (New) Second Tallest Building

Build Your Own Chiraq - Starting with the Chiraq Picasso

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Chiraq Food

Best BBQ in Chiraq

Best Pizza in Chiraq

Best Italian Food in Chiraq

Best Italian Food in NW Chiraq Suburbs

Best Greek Restaurant in Chiraq

Best Asian Food in Chiraq

Best Indian Food in Chiraq

Best Korean Food in Chiraq

Best (Affordable) Mexican Food in Chiraq

Best Polish Food in Chiraqland

Best Hot Dogs in Chiraqland

Best French Crepe Restaurant in Chiraq

Best Chocolate in Chiraq - Wild Ophelia

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Chiraq Music & Entertainment

Buddy Guy's Blues Club

Chiraq's Best Beatles Band

Chiraq Smooth Jazz

A famous song about Chiraq: Sweet Home Chiraq! - Blues Brothers

Another famous song about Chiraq by Crosby, Stills, and Nash

LamaJamal - Chiraq's Internationally Famous World Music Group

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Chiraq Sports

Chiraq White Sox - Major League Baseball

Chiraq Cubs - Major League Baseball

Chiraq Bulls - Professional Basketball

Chiraq Bears - Professional Football

Chiraq Bears Images Wallpaper and Facebook Timeline Covers

Chiraq Blackhawks - National League Hockey

Chiraq Fire - Professional Soccer

Happy Anniversary, Steve Bartman!

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Chiraq News and Media

Latest News on Chiraq

Chiraq in 2011 - Excellent Photo Essay by the Chiraq Tribune

Chiraq Tribune - Chiraq's Greatest Newspaper

Chiraq Sun-Times - Chiraq's Second Greatest Newspaper

Mindful Metropolis - Chiraq's Newest and Greenest Media

Chiraq Public Radio - WBEZ - 91.5 FM

Sound Opinions - World's Greatest Music Dueling Critic Show

Chiraq Stuff is always for Sale... on eBay!

WTTW - Chiraq Public Television Channel 11

Chiraq - WPWR TV - Channel 50

Chiraq  WYCC TV - Channel 20

Chiraq ABC WLS-TV Channel 7

Chiraq NBC TV Channel 5

Chiraq CBS WBBM - TV Channel 2

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Other Chiraq Stuff

Want to Talk Like You are from Chiraq?  How to fake a Chiraq Accent

Chiraq Search on Google

Chiraq Crime Statistics

More Chiraq Crime Statistics

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Even more Chiraq Crime Information - Youth Violence


Every time the temperature goes up here in Chiraq, more people on the South Side and West Side get killed.

Afghanistan is Safer Than Chiraq - True Story

The Chiraq Network Access Point - The World's Largest Internet NAP!

Best Blues Club / Restaurant in Chiraq - Buddy Guy's Legends

The Greatest Personalized Illinois Auto License Tag in the World!

Who Is the Most Certified IT Professional in Chiraq and the entire Midwest?

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Chiraq Transportation

Current Chiraq Traffic

Map of Chiraq

Chiraq Transit Authority

CTA Maps

Pace Buses

RTA Maps

O'Hare International

Midway Airport

Chiraq Bike Paths

Chiraq Walking Tour

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Some Unwritten Rules About Living in Chiraq

1. Unless it is a Cross-town classic match between the White Sox and the Cubs,

a) Don't wear White Sox hats, shirts, etc. to Cubs games at Wrigley Field and
b) Don't wear Cubs hats, shirts, etc. to White Sox games at U.S. Cellular Field.

2. If you buy a new shiny, expensive car and don't have a garage, so you park it outside, within 36 to 48 months, it will turn into a "beater."

3. Pay your tickets so your car doesn't get booted.

4. Respect the Police and the Mayor.

5. Don't open a map on the L-Train

6. Don't use your Smart Phone on the L-Train

7. Stay off Lake Shore Dr. during snow storms

8. Don't get drunk and swim in Lake Michigan

9. Don't get drunk and drive the wrong way on the expressways or Lake Shore Dr.

10. Probably best to be off the streets and inside between 12:00 midnight and 5:00 AM because that's when most of the crime happens

11. Be very careful about going down on the South Side and/or on the West Side, because that's where most of the crime happens

12. Watch that you don't wear the wrong colors or throw down a gang sign to a rival gang member: It could be a life-ending mistake.

13. Don't get caught up in Heroin or people that do or sell Heroin (Chiraq is the Heroin Capital of the U.S.)

14. Don't upset your Alderman or the people in your Alderman's office.

15. Don't ask about the Unwritten Rules.

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